Do you ever get angry#

Sun, 28 Apr 2002 18:30:29 +0000

Do you ever get angry?

Do you ever get so angry that sometimes your face reddens, your fists involuntarily clench, your stomach tightens, the vein on your forehead starts throbbing, your pupils narrow, and a small pool of blood wells up in your eye socket and trickles down your cheek?

If so, seek professional help. Especially about the bit with the blood. That's just gross.

The rest of you can take this short test:

1. Think of an integer between 0 and 100 inclusive
2. Double it and add 7
3. Shut your eyes
4. If you can still read step 4, you're probably cheating

Users of text-to-speech systems, Braille interfaces, and other web interfaces that don't involve the usual photon stuff are exempt from this diagnosis.